Friday, May 21, 2010

25 WAYS 2 ANNOY UR PARENTS!!

1.follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a яєтаяd!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT $n0G YOU!!!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell"I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night...
25. pet your parents

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

him

he's so darn stupid that calling him a moron would be an understatement...
besides being stupid, he's totally tad annoying and the truth is, people dont really like him...
he just get the "good" stuff cos no one wants to do the work...
he causes his parents to be upset by all the stupid things he does...
and the real truth is, he basically even HATES himself...

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Updates (or not)

hisashiburi minna!!!
been busy or rather lazy to update these few weeks...
so, i would like to share with y'all (anyone who reads my blog if any) my current song favorite...
this time, its a Chinese song entitled You are My Angel by Harry of Da Mouth.
Its really nice with an awesome, mellow tune which made me like it so much...
as i dont really understand Mandarin, i dont fully understand it (been looking for translations but found none... so, whoever is kind enough.....)
but once i watch the MV, its has a sad ending...
without further ado, here is You Are My Angel




the lyrics:
电话里的我 是不是很蠢
dian hua li de wo shi bu shi hen chun
安慰你的话 不知该怎么说
an wei ni de hua bu zhi gai zen yao shuo
他在你的心 划了一道伤口
ta zai ni de xin hua le yi dao shang kou
拨开乌云朵 飞来我的天空
bo kai wu yun duo fei lai wo de tian kong
软弱的双手 换我来紧握
ruan ruo de shuang shou huan wo lai jin wo
听你的要求 呵护你的感受
ting ni de yao qiu he hu ni de gan shou
安抚你的心 缝合你的伤口
an fu ni de xin feng he ni de shang kou
用耳来倾听 送你我的耳朵
yong er lai qing ting song ni wo de er duo

You Are My Angel
飞到我左右
fei dao wo zuo you
在你的宇宙 每颗星都是我
zai ni de yu zhou mei ke xing du shi wo
You Are My Angel
陪伴我左右
pei ban wo zuo you
就算海角或 陆地都沉没
jiu suan hai jiao huo lu di du chen mei
爱你到最后
ai ni dao zui hou

You Are My Angel
飞到我左右
fei dao wo zuo you
在你的宇宙 每颗星都是我
zai ni de yu zhou mei ke xing du shi wo
You Are My Angel
陪伴我左右
pei ban wo zuo you
就算海角或 陆地都沉没
jiu suan hai jiao huo lu di du chen mei
爱你到最后
ai ni dao zui hou

多希望 倒转回到时空
duo xi wang dao zhuan hui dao shi kong
阻止你们 相遇的时候
zu zhi ni men xiang yu de shi hou
带着你逃脱
dai zhao ni tao tuo
即使我 Look Like a Fool
ji shi wo Look Like a Fool
也许这么做 你就不会难过
ye xu zhe yao zuo ni jiu bu hui nan guo

You Are My Angel
飞到我左右
fei dao wo zuo you
在你的宇宙 每颗星都是我
zai ni de yu zhou mei ke xing du shi wo
You Are My Angel
陪伴我左右
pei ban wo zuo you
就算海角或 陆地都沉没
jiu suan hai jiao huo lu di du chen mei
爱你到最后
ai ni dao zui hou

This is what Google Translation gave me (with few minor edits):

My phone is not stupid
If you do not know how comforting
In your heart, he has a wound classified
Sweep aside the dark clouds to my sky flying duo
Weak hands for me to seize the
Care of your request to listen to your feelings
To appease your heart sew your wounds
With the ears to listen to send you my ears

You Are My Angel
I flew around
Each of the universe you are my stars
You Are My Angel
To accompany me around
Even if Cape or land is sinking
I'll Love you until the end

You Are My Angel
I flew around
Each of the universe you are my stars
You Are My Angel
To accompany me around
Even if Cape or land is sinking
I'll Love you until the end

Want to reverse back over time and space
To stop when you encounter
Take you away
Even though I Look Like a Fool
Perhaps doing so you will not be sorry

You Are My Angel
I flew around
Each of the universe you are my stars
You Are My Angel
To accompany me around
Even if Cape or land is sinking
I'll Love you until the end

Thursday, February 11, 2010

2 strangers + 1 umbrella (Part 1)

It was 5.15pm, the streets are jammed with cars moving about, ranging from a Ferari to a mere local car. The sky looked beautiful with a shady blue complexion and hints of clouds.
It was in a bus stand. People were waiting for the bus or even a taxi. Some were sitting, some were standing.

A young man was walking slowly towards the bus stand, carrying a black little back pack. He was wearing a light blue shirt with black slacks and a plain white tie. His jacket is hanging on his bag. He stood in front of everyone, ignoring the shade that the roof provided.

Soon after, the bus stand began filling up with people from all walks of life. Some just came out from the comfort of their office while others are just waiting for their transport home. Then, a lady, in her 20's was walking towards the bus stand. She was wearing the typical office wear, white shirt and navy pencil skirt, a Louis Vuitton handbag in her right hand. By now, all spaces under the roof are all taken. So, she stood in front of the bus stand, waiting anxiously for the bus.

Suddenly, what was the last thing anyone would ever wish or at least those under the bus stand began to happen. The cloud began to gather and the sky began to cry.
"Oh no," the lady exclaimed, holding up her hand bag to cover herself from the rain.
The man who was mentioned earlier quickly turned to his back pack and pulled out a nice metallic blue umbrella, opened it up and found shelter for himself under the shadow of the umbrella. He looked at the girl. Nervously, he took a few steps towards her.
"Erm. Excuse me miss, would you like to share my umbrella? I have space." he asked, shyly, hoping she would take his sincere gesture of kindness and would not that he have a bad intention.

The lady looked at him and then turned her sights around.
"Th-thanks." she said and stepped under the umbrella.
After that, it was a quiet evening ahead.

Minutes later, the rain stopped.
"Thank you." the girl said.
"Its nothing. That's the least I could have done." the young man said with a smile.
The lady smiled back.
"Kara," she said, her hand reaching out for a handshake.
"Mack," the man replied, returning the handshake.
"That is a nice name. Mack." Kara said, repeating Mack's name.
"You too." Mack said.
From then on, the two chatted like they knew each other for ages.

Soon after, the bus arrived.
"Oh, thats my ride right there." Kara said.
She then took out her purse and took out a card.
"Here, here's my number. Maybe we could chat some other time." Kara said, handing Mack her business card.
"Kara Lee." Mack read the name written on the card.
"Thanks," he said.
He then took out his cellphone and dialed some numbers.
Kara's cellphone rang.
"And now you have mine." Mack said.
"Thanks. Alright. I have to go now." Kara said as she board the bus.
Mack waved goodbye to her as the bus left.


credit: picture is not mine, copyright infringement unintended. however, if the owner wants the picture down, i'll be happy to oblige...

Saturday, January 30, 2010

You Belong With Me (Male Cover editted by Me)

You're on the phone with your boyfriend, He's upset
He's going off about something that you said
He doesn't get your humour like I do

I'm in the room, its a typical Tuesday night
I'm listening to the kind of music he doesnt like
And he'll never know your story like I do

But he wears jackets, I wear t-shirts
He's team captain and I'm in the chess club
Dreaming bout the day when you wake up and find
That what you're lookin for has been here the whole time

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me
You belong with me

Walkin the streets with you in your worn out jeans
I cant help thinking this is how it ought to be
Laughing on the park bench thinkin to myself
Hey isnt this easy?

And you've got a smile that could light up this whole town
I havent seen it in awhile, since he brought you down
You say you find I know you better than that
Hey, Whatcha doing with a guy like that?

He drives sports cars, I drive vintage
He's team captain and I'm in the chess club
Dreaming bout the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me

Standin by, waiting at your back door
All this time how could you not know that?
You belong with me
You belong with me

Oh I remember you calling to my cell in the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh when you know you're about to cry
I know your favorite songs and you tell me about your dreams
I think I know where you belong. I think I know it's with me.

Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you?
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me

Standing by or waiting at your back door
All this time how could you not know that
You belong with me
You belong with me

Have you ever thought just maybe
You belong with me
You belong with me